so, i went to this swanky rich folk auction thingy at the ftw orth community arts center. and well.... it was sorta neat, cause there was free martinis . and i had my share of those. and some other people's share of those. and there was a sushi bar. for free. all this nice free shit. for free. for rich people. why the fuck are we wasting free shit on rich people?! rich people are rich! it's okay to charge them for stuff. fuck. but, umm, the people working the show seemed real cool. it was just those damn rich people. they're creepy. granted i haven't spent enough time with rich folk to like gap that bridge or whatever. no, bridge that gap. gap? whgat..... oh sjhit. the oint is don't shop at the gap. or something. what was the fucking point? tell me! oh yeah, rich women smell just like strippers. isn't that sorta ironic? sorta? c'mon!